Shanghai's BEST Kept Secret: Stars 99 Motel Changhai Hospital Branch Review!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving deep into the… ahem… "Shanghai's BEST Kept Secret: Stars 99 Motel Changhai Hospital Branch!" And let me tell you, this isn't your grandma's travel review. We're getting REAL. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, probably some typos (I'm not a robot, okay?), and a whole lotta heart.
First off, let's be clear: this place isn't the Ritz. This is a… vibe. A very specific, possibly-unique vibe. But that's part of the charm, right? Or at least, that’s what I'm telling myself!
Accessibility: The Good… and the “Huh?”
Okay, so accessibility. Listed as “Facilities for disabled guests.” That's… vague. There's an elevator (thank the heavens, because some of these rooms are up there!), which is a huge plus. Beyond that? Well, I didn't require specific assistance, so I can't give a definitive answer. It’s a maybe on the wheelchair accessibility front. Bring your own ramp? Maybe. I’m feeling a bit uncertain about this.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic Prep (Mostly)
Here's where Stars 99 actually shines, literally and figuratively. They're REALLY taking COVID seriously. The "Professional-grade sanitizing services," "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Hand sanitizer" EVERYWHERE. They were practically dousing us with the stuff. So, big thumbs up for feeling relatively safe in these uncertain times. They’re also rocking the "Individually-wrapped food options." Which, let's be honest, felt a little clinical, BUT I appreciated it. The "Staff trained in safety protocol" seemed to be genuinely trying.
The Room: A Study in Functionality (and the Occasional Mystery Stain)
Alright, the rooms. They have: “Air conditioning,” “Blackout curtains,” “Free Wi-Fi,” "Complimentary tea”. Yay for internet access – with free Wi-Fi in all rooms! A lifesaver, truly. "Additional toilet" is a godsend after a dodgy street vendor meal. AND the "Seating area" which turned out to be a strategically placed chair. The "Mirror" was large enough to see my existential dread in full, which is always a plus.
The ahem imperfections: Let's just say, the "Room sanitization opt-out available" might be a good thing. I also found a mysterious stain on the carpet that I really didn’t want to investigate, so on the bright side, it was covered by the "carpeting”. Don't get me wrong, it wasn’t a disaster, but this ain’t a luxury suite. It's functional, maybe slightly dated, but hey – it's clean…ish.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Survival Guide
Okay, the food. This is where things get… interesting. Forget gourmet. Think… convenience. The "Coffee shop" was sadly closed. They offer “Asian breakfast.” I tried it. Let’s just say I'm sticking to the "Breakfast takeaway service" option next time. There’s “Bottle of water” in the room. Always a plus. The "Snack bar" was a beacon of hope. The "Room service [24-hour]" is a lifeline, mainly because it felt like the only place open. It's not a culinary adventure, but it'll get you through.
Services and Conveniences: The Unexpected Perks
They’ve got “Concierge,” “Daily housekeeping,” “Laundry service,” “Cash withdrawal” and “Luggage storage.” Useful. They even offer a “Doctor/nurse on call.” In the hospital district, that’s a fantastic perk… because people are sick. The “Car park [free of charge]” is a win. My personal favorite convenience was the "Ironing service." Because, let’s face it, travel clothes are the WORST. On some level, my clothes were grateful.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: (Where the "Secret" Might Lie)
Now, here's where things get WILD. They list a "Pool with view," "Sauna," "Spa," "Gym/fitness," "Massage," and, get this… a "Poolside bar"! I squinted at this. Did I wander into some parallel universe? I saw NONE of these things. Not one. Nada. Zilch. The biggest “thing” I saw was the view… of another building.
Internet Access: (Thank God!)
They’re boasting “Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!” Praise be. I can honestly tell you, the "Internet access – wireless" saved me here. I have to admit, the "Internet access – LAN" left me scratching my head.
The Real Deal: My Unvarnished Opinion
Look, Stars 99 Changhai Hospital Branch isn't perfect. It’s quirky. It has its… issues. But for the price, the location (right near the hospital, convenient), and the emphasis on cleanliness, it's perfectly acceptable. It's a solid base camp.
So, here’s the truth. This place is like that slightly odd friend who's always there for you, no matter what. They might be a bit… unconventional. Their apartment might be… a little messy. But they're reliable. And sometimes, that's all you need.
ARE YOU IN NEED OF A HOTEL NEAR CHANGHAI HOSPITAL?
My Unconventional Offer (Because This Place is Unconventional):
Book your stay at Stars 99 Motel Changhai Hospital Branch NOW, and get:
- A complimentary bottle of water (because hydration is key).
- A FREE, detailed guide of what-not-to-do.
- A chance to potentially discover the mythical “Pool with view”!
Why book? Because you need convenient, clean, and a place to lie down. Because you might actually need to be at the hospital. Because you don't want a fancy hotel. Because you have already understood Stars 99 Motel!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your pristine, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is… well, let's call it "The Shanghai Shuffle," hosted by yours truly, while holed up (hopefully temporarily) at the Stars 99 Motel Changhai Hospital Branch. Consider this your warning.
THE SHANGHAI SHUFFLE: A Tale of Lost Wallets, Questionable Noodles, and Existential Dread (with Glimmers of Joy!)
Day 1: Arrival. Then, Panic. Then, Noodles.
- 8:00 AM (approximately): Touch down at Shanghai Pudong International Airport (PVG). Success! (I think). The air is thick with a humid, slightly-industrial scent. I’m already sweating. God, I hope I packed enough deodorant.
- 8:30 AM: Passport control. Prayed to the porcelain gods of duty-free for a speedy passage. Survived. Victory! (Slightly damp yet victorious.)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Currency exchange… which is always a chaotic clusterf#@k. Are those fees reasonable? Who knows! My brain is fried from the flight. The money looks… pretty? Lots of zeros. Feeling rich!
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Taxi to Stars 99. The driver, a whirlwind of broken English and honking, barely misses running over a bewildered-looking poodle. My first true Shanghai experience. Heart racing.
- 11:00 AM: Check-in (finally!). Room is… well, it's functional. The air conditioning sounds like a dying yak. But hey, it has a bed! And by some miracle, a working shower.
- 11:30 AM: HOLY CRAP, MY WALLET'S GONE. Panic. Deep breath. Retrace steps. (Airport? Doubtful. Taxi? Maybe. Brain? Definitely not.) Panic intensifies. Call bank. Cancel cards. Curse my clumsy self.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Fuel. Desperate for sustenance. Found a tiny noodle shop three blocks away. The menu? Mostly pictures. I pointed at something that looked vaguely like… noodles. It arrived. It was… fiery. And strangely delicious. Tears streamed down my face, not from sadness, but from the chili oil.
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Report wallet theft to local authorities. Language barrier: a comedy of errors. The police officer seemed as confused as I was. Lots of pointing. Lots of bewildered shrugs. Lots of waiting. The system, it seems, is universal - chaotic.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Attempt to locate a SIM card. Failed. Went to a store, the woman was sweet, but the language barrier was there and she was getting annoyed. I am pretty bad with computers and phones. Frustration rising, but so is my appetite.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner. Noodles… again. Feeling ashamed. At the very least it was different.
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Collapse into bed, wondering if I can survive the night without my wallet. Staring at ceiling, thinking.
Day 2: A Glimmer of Hope & The Bund’s Bewilderment
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. Still alive! (A small victory.)
- 9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast. (Noodles, naturally. I’m becoming one with the noodles. Is that a good thing?)
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Attempt a bit of exploring. Decided to visit People's Square and Shanghai Museum. The crowds are immense. I feel like a salmon swimming upstream. The museum? Beautiful! But my mind is still reeling from the wallet situation.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found myself at a small place with amazing dumplings. They were so good I ate 3 baskets.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Bund! Ah, the Bund. That iconic waterfront vista. It's… overwhelming. So many skyscrapers! So many people jostling for the perfect photo! The air is thick with excitement… and exhaust fumes. The architecture is spectacular, but after a while, it all starts to blur together. It's impressive, sure, but does anyone really need to take a picture of everything? The sheer volume of humanity is suffocating. I escape to a quiet side street, craving simplicity.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Find a tea house. Drink tea. Peace. (Brief flickering peace, but I take what I can get.)
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the motel. Need some down time. And maybe a nap.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner. New restaurant. Good food. Hope in the air.
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Stare out the window at the city lights. Decide Shanghai is both brutal and beautiful. Wonder if I’ll ever find my wallet.
Day 3: The Hospital…and the Start of Shanghai's Charm
- 9:00 AM: Woke up and ready to go.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Hospital Branch. I am not going to go into detail as it would come off as complaining.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch: At the hospital cafeteria: Rice, vegetables, and something I couldn't identify.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Feeling a bit down so I went on a walk. Decided to get some exercise.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Visit the Jade Buddha Temple. The serenity is immediate. Feel better after the hospital.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Found myself at a local restaurant. The food was exceptional. The locals seemed nice too.
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Contemplating the universe.
Day 4 & Beyond:
- * The Long March (itinerary still developing)*
- * Gonna explore the French Concession
- * Might even try to get to the zoo. Or the Shanghai Museum of Art.
- * More noodles. Probably.
- * Will I find my wallet? The great mystery!
Key Observations & Ramblings:
- The humidity is… something else. Prepare to glisten. All the time.
- Google Maps is your best friend. (Until you lose it.)
- Learn at least a few basic Mandarin phrases. Even butchered, it's appreciated.
- The street food? Definitely worth risking food poisoning for. (I'm still alive, so far…)
- Don’t be afraid to get lost. It’s the true essence of travel.
- Shanghai is a city of contradictions: ancient and modern, chaotic and calm, frustrating and fascinating.
- I miss my wallet.
Emotional Rating: 🤨 (Mostly stress! But with a few unexpected moments of pure joy.)
This is just the beginning. Shanghai is a labyrinth, a sensory overload, and a test of your resilience. But amidst the chaos, there are glimmers of magic. And maybe, just maybe, my wallet will turn up. Or at least, I’ll finally learn to eat noodles with chopsticks. (I'm still working on it.) Wish me luck!
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Stars 99 Motel Changhai Hospital Branch: The Raw Truth - FAQ (Prepare Yourself!)
Okay, Okay, Spill the Tea! What's the *Vibe* Like at Stars 99 Changhai?
Alright, buckle up. "Vibe"? It's... an experience. Imagine a perfectly ordinary, slightly faded, but functional world colliding head-first with a desperate need of a few hours of sleep after a frantic hospital visit. It ain't the Ritz, folks. Don't expect fluffy towels and welcome champagne. Expect, well, *service*… and a place to rest your weary bones. My first impression? Slightly depressing, honestly. But hey, that's what you *need* when you're exhausted and stressed. It's the anti-luxury hotel.
Is it REALLY Convenient for Changhai Hospital? Because that's the *Point*, right?
YES! Thank. Freaking. God. That’s the ONLY reason you're considering this motel. Okay, maybe you're on a budget, too, I get it. But the location? Practically spitting distance to Changhai Hospital. LITERALLY. You could probably see the hospital entrance from your window (depending on the room – details, details… we'll get there). I was there with my aunt to see a doctor just the other day. You can't beat it for location. It's a lifesaver when you need a quick nap after a long, stressful appointment. Seriously, the proximity is the redeeming quality. It's a sanity-saver, especially if you're coming from far away.
Let's Talk Rooms. What Can I *Expect* (or *Dread*)?
Ugh. Rooms. Okay. So, expect… compact. VERY compact. Like, you could probably touch both walls while standing in the middle. The decor is… well, it *exists*. Think "functional," not "stylish." The beds? Let's just say they're there to provide a surface to lie down on. Comfort level? Variable. One time, the mattress felt like a concrete slab disguised in a sheet. Another time, it was… bearable. Don't go in expecting luxury. You're paying for a place to crash, not a spa experience. Bathroom situation? Generally… clean-ish. Don’t expect a shower that’ll blow you away. It *works*. Sometimes. The towels? Thin. Very thin. Bring your own if you're feeling fancy. But look, I've had worse. Much, much worse.
Do they have WiFi? Because, you know, Instagram...
Yes! They *usually* have WiFi. The signal strength? Hit or miss. Sometimes it's blazing fast, allowing me to upload all the selfie angles I required for a good self-image. Other times? It's slower than a snail climbing Mount Everest. I would not recommend relying on it for essential work. Download anything important beforehand. Seriously. Or, you know, embrace the digital detox... which, let's be real, is probably good for you anyway.
Okay, Spill the Tea... What's the *Absolute Worst* Thing about Staying Here?
Okay, brace yourselves. The WORST thing? Noise. The walls are paper-thin. I swear, I could hear my neighbor's snoring through the brick… or lack of brick, I should say. The hallway noise is incredible. People coming and going at all hours. Coughing. Loud phone calls. Kids screaming. It's a symphony of auditory torture at times. Bring earplugs. BRING. EARPLUGS. Seriously. Those are non-negotiable. One time, I swear I heard someone doing karaoke in the next room at 3 AM. It's *that* kind of experience. Good luck sleeping soundly, without some earplugs and maybe a sedative (just kidding… mostly).
Is there a "Best Room"? Or do they all sort of equally... exist?
Honestly? They all sort of… exist. I've stayed there enough to know. Maybe, just *maybe*, the rooms on the higher floors are *slightly* quieter? I genuinely have no conclusive proof. Don't expect anything fancy. They're all basic. I've tried the double room, the twin room... honestly. Not much difference. Ask for a room *away* from the elevators or any obvious loud areas. Beyond that... pray. Just pray. Pray for a good night's sleep. Pray your neighbors are kind. Pray for… well, everything.
On a scale out of 10, how would you rate the Stars 99 Changhai?
Okay, rating time. Purely for the location… a generous 6/10. Maybe. It literally saves time, and time is money. If I *had* to choose between Stars 99 and sleeping in a car (and being honest with myself, I've considered the car…), I'd probably choose Stars 99. But let's be clear: it's not a vacation destination. It's a survival solution. And sometimes, that’s all you need.
Is It Worth the Price? Is it *Cheap*?
It's... budget-friendly. Yes, relatively speaking, it's cheap. Compared to other hotels in Shanghai? Definitely. Compared to a decent hostel? Maybe. You're paying for location and function, not luxury. Think of it as an investment in your sanity when you're already stressed out. The price is… reasonable, *considering*. However, if you can afford it, a slightly nicer place might be worth the upgrade to avoid the auditory torture. But hey, it's all about priorities, right? And in this case, the priority is often proximity to a hospital.
What about the Staff? Are they helpful? or... ?
The staff? They are… present. English fluency varies. Which can make communication an adventure. Smile a lot, be patient, and use translation appsFind Secret Hotel Deals
