Faizabad's BEST 2-Bedroom Homestay: Private Kitchen & Bath!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe some of that complimentary bottled water!) on Faizabad's BEST 2-Bedroom Homestay: Private Kitchen & Bath! – a place that, honestly, almost made me not want to leave. And trust me, I'm a travel writer, I'm supposed to be seeing things, not getting cozy!
(Please note: I’m writing this review with a healthy dose of comedic flair, because, let’s be real, perfect prose is overrated, and real life is delightfully messy.)
The Lowdown: Before We Dive In… Accessibility, Safety & Cleanliness
Okay, let's get the boring, but super important, stuff out of the way first. Accessibility: Now, I didn't specifically need a wheelchair, but I saw an elevator, which is a HUGE plus. I didn't specifically ask but I’ll bet these guys would bend over backward to help you in. Cleanliness & Safety: Let me tell you, I’m a bit of a germaphobe when it comes to my lodgings. These guys were on it. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha. Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely. They were practically wielding UV wands like Jedi knights! I even saw staff trained in safety protocol – which is a relief, because a hotel with questionable standards? Shudder. They even had those individually-wrapped food options, which, as a snack addict, I really appreciated. Plus, the hand sanitizer was like, everywhere. I felt safer in this place than I do in my own apartment sometimes! They also had a First aid kit if I broke a nail.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms (and That Private Kitchen!)
Right, let’s get to the juicy stuff! This ain't your grandma's hotel. This is a homestay. Two bedrooms, people! Two! I could've brought the whole extended family and still had my personal space. The air conditioning was a lifesaver, especially with the Faizabad sun beating down. And the private kitchen? Game. Changer. Seriously, being able to whip up a midnight snack (or, you know, an actual meal) without having to rely on room service was pure bliss. I'm talking about access to a refrigerator, coffee/tea maker, and even essential condiments. They even had a complimentary tea! And a microwave, which is the most revolutionary item that has ever been invented.
The bedrooms themselves were, well, gorgeous. Blackout curtains? YES! My sleep schedule is a dumpster fire, so those were a must-have. Air conditioning? Obviously. High floor? I could stare into the distance while eating a whole cookie. Desk? Perfect for pretending to work while actually just watching Netflix. I can't remember how many towels I had, but if I would've wanted to swim in them, I could’ve!
The Amenities! (Oh, the Amenities!)
Okay, so, the Internet access – wireless? Flawless. I mean, I was streaming cat videos and doing work on my laptop workspace like a total pro. They also have Internet access – LAN and Internet services which I did not use, but I’m sure they were of equal quality.
Now, this is where it gets interesting. Things to do? You betcha. Ways to relax? Dude, are you even asking? Whilst I am not a spa-goer, I know you can get a Massage to loosen up. I'm more of a "sit in the room and enjoy the privacy" kind of person, but they had things like Swimming pool [outdoor], and Spa, and a Sauna. Plus, the coffee shop was excellent. I was half expecting a super fancy Poolside bar, but what do you need, you know? It’s a chill homestay, not a mega-resort.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because Food is Life)
Okay, food, glorious food! The breakfast was a revelation. They had an Asian breakfast, and a Western breakfast. You know me: I am an absolute fiend for a good buffet. They had a Buffet in restaurant! A veritable smorgasbord! I will live off of it. I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but I could keep on going. The restaurants had an A la carte in restaurant. They even had a Vegetarian restaurant! They'll have a Snack bar and a coffee/tea in restaurant. And let's not forget the Room service [24-hour]. I didn’t even order it but I'm still giving it a 5 stars.
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything!
The service was top-notch. Daily housekeeping kept the place sparkling. Laundry service meant I didn't have to lug around a suitcase full of dirty clothes. Concierge was helpful and friendly. And they provided an invoice, which is always a plus when you're traveling for work (or pretending to, like I was). Car park [free of charge] is a lifesaver, especially if you're renting a car, which I wasn’t.
Getting Around & the Little Extras
They also had Airport transfer! Now, I didn't use it because I took a train, but I'm sure it's great. Plus, Taxi service! The Front desk [24-hour] was always there to help. And they have Safety/security feature, including CCTV in common areas, Fire extinguisher, and Smoke alarms!
For the Kids (and the Kid in All of Us)
I didn’t bring any kids, but they seemed pretty well-equipped. The Family/child friendly vibe was strong.
Quirks, Quirks, Glorious Quirks!
Okay, so here's the thing: the best part of this homestay? The little imperfections. I remember one day, I accidentally left my suitcase open, and the housekeeping staff, instead of just tidying up, arranged my socks in a perfect little rainbow. Seriously! Rainbow socks! It totally made my day. Another time, I was trying to use the bathroom phone and I accidentally called room service and ordered about 10 desserts. They were perfect, I was not.
The Not-So-Perfect (But Still Great!) Bits
Alright, I’m not going to lie, it wasn’t perfect. No place is, right? The lighting in the bathroom wasn't as bright as I would have liked, and the walls could have been slightly thicker, so I could hear some neighbours. But honestly? Those were minor quibbles. The upside of having the neighbors near was the amount of people to meet!
The Verdict: Book It! (Seriously, Just Do It!)
Five out of five stars. Absolutely, unequivocally, book it. This homestay is a fantastic blend of comfort, convenience, safety, cleanliness, and just… nice people. It's not just a place to stay; it’s an experience. It's a place where you can relax, unwind, and feel like you're actually living in Faizabad, not just passing through. And honestly, that's what travel is all about, isn't it?
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- Culinary Freedom: Whip up your favorite dishes in your own PRIVATE kitchen, or enjoy delicious meals nearby to your accommodation.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile, "Day 1: Arrive at Faizabad, Tour the Ram Mandir" itinerary. We're going full-on chaotic traveler, Faizabad edition. We're talking SG Homestay, two bedrooms, kitchen, toilet – the whole shebang. And yes, there will be mistakes. There will be moments of "what was I thinking?". And most likely, there will be a very strong reaction to the local chai. Let's get messy.
The Messy Faizabad Adventure: SG Homestay Edition
Pre-Departure Panic (aka, the night before…always):
9:00 PM: "Pack? Pack? Oh crap, I haven't even thought about packing. Is that a mosquito? Did I remember my malaria pills? Where's my damn travel adapter? Probably buried under that mountain of…stuff." (This is the usual pre-trip ritual, complete with frantic Googling of ‘most important things to pack for India’ - which, let's be honest, probably includes a universal adapter, diarrhea medication, and enough patience to get through the airport.)
9:30 PM: Okay, deep breaths. Clothes. Check. Toiletries. Check. Phone Charger… Double Check. Snacks? Absolutely! Gotta be prepared for any and all delays. (Note to self: Pack more chocolate. Always pack more chocolate.)
10:00 PM: "Wait a minute… Did I book the damn train ticket actually? Or did I just think I did? Curse you, Indian Railways website! (Goes to check…Panic ensues. Ticket…found! Phew.)"
Day 1: Arrival & the First Chai Awakening
6:00 AM: Train arrival. Chaos. Absolute glorious, noisy, beautiful chaos. The air is thick with the smell of… everything. Dust. Incense. Street food. And the constant hum of human activity. It's overwhelming, in the best way possible.
7:00 AM: Found the rickshaw. Bargaining skills? Rusty. Probably paid too much, but hey, the driver was smiling. And he knew the way to 'SG Homestay'.
7:30 AM: SG Homestay! (The "separate 2-bedroom, kitchen, toilet" promise felt a little… optimistic. But the place is clean! And the AC actually works!) Unpacking immediately. This is the time to put all the clothes in place, if you have the energy.
8:00 AM: The first sip of Faizabad chai. This is a life-changing moment. Sweet. Spicy. Milky. And approximately 100% caffeine. (Instant addiction. No regrets.)
8:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Exploration of the neighborhood. This is the "getting my bearings" phase, but not in the "I must stick to a rigid plan" kind of way. More like "wander around until I see something interesting." The local markets are absolute goldmines. The sheer sensory overload is intense.
- Observations: The cows. They are everywhere. Just casually strolling down the street like they own the place. And, honestly, they probably do.
- Anecdote: Attempted to buy a mango. Failed miserably. Communication difficulties, combined with my terrible bargaining skills, resulted in me paying way too much for a mango that was probably not even the best one. But hey, it was an experience!
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Definitely a nap. That chai, combined with the travel, is kicking in. And I'm already exhausted.
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch at a local dhaba. The food is cheap, flavorful, and possibly a little…questionable. But I'm willing to risk it! (So far, so good. Fingers crossed my stomach agrees.)
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Trying to find a SIM card that actually works. More confusion. More frustration. More smiling at the shopkeepers and nodding even when I don't understand what's going on.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Ram Mandir finally. Okay, so this is kind of the "reason you're here" part. The scale of it is incredible. The architecture is mind-blowing. The energy is… intense. Crowds. Noise. Devotion. Wow. Just…wow. (Feeling a bit overwhelmed, to be honest.)
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Sunset over the Sarayu River. This is something special. Peaceful. Beautiful. A moment of calm amidst the chaos. (Needed this.)
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. More delicious (and potentially stomach-challenging) food. Trying to order something without resorting to pointing and grunting.
9:00 PM: Back to the Homestay. Collapse into bed. Exhausted but exhilarated. Day 1: Success. (Probably going to dream about chai.)
Day 2: Rambling, Reflections, And Rice (And Maybe More Chai)
- 7:00 AM: Woke up to the sounds of the city, and the anticipation of another day.
- 8:00 AM: Chai Ritual.
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: The local market, again. This time with a slightly better understanding of the rupee.
- Observations: Learning to haggle! (Slowly, but surely). Bought a beautiful scarf. Feeling quite proud.
- Anecdote: The woman with the bangles. She was so bright, happy, and persistent. She really tried to get me to buy something, but I really didn't need more than I had. I regret not giving into her offer.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Exploring some of the local monuments and other points of interest
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Lunch at a different dhaba. This time, trying something completely new. The food is incredibly flavorful and well-made.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Trying to navigate the bus system to somewhere I'm not entirely sure of, I think it's a shopping mall. Let's see what happens.
- Reaction: Okay, I found my way in the bus to the city I was trying to find, but it was a tight squeeze, crowded, and I'm not sure if I'd do it again.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Rest at the Homestay
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at the Homestay. I tried to cook a meal of my own, or at least attempt it.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the Homestay. I'm actually exhausted.
Day 3:
- 7:00 AM: Wake up.
- 8:00 AM: Chai.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Pack up my things, and get ready to leave.
- 10:00 AM: Departure from SG Homestay.
- 11:00 AM: Departure.
Final Thoughts:
Faizabad is… well, it's Faizabad. It's gritty. It's challenging. It's chaotic. And it's absolutely unforgettable. I made mistakes. I got lost. I ate things that probably weren't entirely safe. But I also had experiences I'll treasure forever. And I definitely found the best chai in the world.
Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. (Just need to pack more chocolate.)
P.S. Don't forget the toilet paper. Just trust me on this one. And embrace being messy. It's part of the fun! Embrace the chaos.
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