Mysore's Blue Moon Residency: Unforgettable Luxury Awaits!
Alright, Buckle up, Buttercups! Let's Dive Headfirst into the Blue Moon Residency in Mysore – 'Unforgettable Luxury Awaits,' they say. Well, let's see about that, shall we? I just spent a couple of days there, and frankly, it was an experience. Prepare for the REAL deal, because, let's be honest, these glossy brochure promises? They’re often as fake as a politician’s smile.
Accessibility & "Um, can I get to my room?"
Okay, first things first. Accessibility. This is a major win for the Blue Moon. The elevator worked (thank GOD!), which is a big deal for someone hauling around luggage. They do list "Facilities for disabled guests," but I'm not sure how extensive they are – maybe reach out directly and ask. I saw some ramps that looked pretty decent, and the staff seemed genuinely eager to help, even though I didn't personally test everything out. Car park [free of charge] is always a bonus.
Rambling about "Internet" & "Gosh, My Social Media!"
Internet. Oh, the internet. In this digital age, connectivity is life. And the Blue Moon? Well, they've got you covered, mostly. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is true, but it was a bit…temperamental. Think of it as a moody teenager: sometimes lightning fast, sometimes utterly useless. There’s also Internet [LAN], which I didn't try, so you "techies" out there may have better luck. Internet services are available, I guess, but I mostly used my phone.
The "Lounge" Experience…Or Lack Thereof?
On-site accessible restaurants – yes, plural! But were they stellar? Ummm…mixed bag. More on that later! The Poolside bar? Definitely there, but the "lounge" vibe they promise? Not quite. It felt more like a waiting area. They have Wi-Fi in public areas, which, blessedly, was stronger than the room Wi-Fi.
"Things to Do" - Beyond the Obvious
Now, about the fun stuff. Spa/sauna, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Gym/fitness, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Pool with view. Alright, alright. They aren't kidding, it is pretty great. The rooftop pool is pretty awesome at sunset. The Sauna and Steamroom are legit and it's the kind of place where you can actually relax. I may or may not have spent an inordinate amount of time in the sauna, plotting world domination…or just my next nap. The Fitness center? Looked functional, not state-of-the-art, but hey, it’s there.
Cleanliness and Safety – "Is This a Crime Scene…Free Zone?"
Right, let's talk about the serious stuff. Cleanliness and safety. This is where the Blue Moon really shines. During my stay, they had tons of the Anti-viral cleaning products. Rooms sanitized between stays, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services. They're clearly taking COVID seriously, which is a HUGE relief. Hand sanitizer was EVERYWHERE. I felt safe. Staff trained in safety protocol. First aid kit? Check. They were even offering Room sanitization opt-out available, if you're that extreme. Safe dining setup was also apparent.
The Food – A Rollercoaster of Flavors (and Expectations)
A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Soup in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Buckle up, foodies, because the dining at the Blue Moon is…an adventure. The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty solid, with a decent mix of Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. The Coffee shop? Hit or miss. Some days the brew was heavenly, other days…well, let’s just say I developed a sudden craving for instant. I'd recommend trying the Desserts in restaurant, they're a cut above the rest. Alternative meal arrangement is good for the pickier eaters of us. And the room service? 24-hour, a lifesaver!
And in regards to Vegetarian restaurant, Salad in Restaurant, Soup in Restaurant, the food quality was decent in that regards. It's a well-rounded experience.
The Details - Services and Conveniences
Here's where the Blue Moon does the little things right. Air conditioning in public area is essential. Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Safety deposit boxes, Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, are all great. The Cash withdrawal machine was working smoothly, which is a MUST for me. Contactless check-in/out is a nice touch. Dry cleaning is good and the Elevator is handy. They have Business facilities, which I didn't use, but if you need them, they're there. They even had a Convenience store!
For the Kids – Babysitting? Maybe. Fun? Possibly.
I didn't travel with kids, but they have Babysitting service listed, along with Kids facilities. I saw a small play area. Family/child friendly? Yes, I'd say so. They do have Kids meal, just in case you're worried about the picky eaters.
The Rooms - My Fortress of Solitude (Mostly)
Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. The rooms? Pretty darn nice. My Air Conditioning worked a charm (a lifesaver in the Mysore heat!). The bed was comfy, the pillows plush. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in. Complimentary tea always gets a thumbs up from me. The Safe box in the room was a nice addition. And the Wi-Fi [free]…well, it worked…sometimes. The Mini Bar was stocked (though I skipped the overly priced snacks).
Getting Around – “Taxi!” and “Where’s My Ride?”
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. They offer Airport transfer, which is convenient. The Taxi service was readily available. They have Car park [free of charge] on-site.
The Experience That Got Me, Hook, Line, and Sinker
Okay, enough rambling! The thing that truly made the Blue Moon shine for me? It wasn't a fancy spa treatment or the perfectly brewed coffee (although I had a few of those), it was the staff. I had a small issue with the in-room Wi-Fi, and within minutes, a technician was at my door, fixing it, with a smile and a genuine apology. It's the small, human touches that make a hotel memorable, and the Blue Moon nails it.
The NOT-So-Great (But Fixable) Bits
The signage could be better. Finding your way around the first time can be a bit of a treasure hunt. Also, the pool can get a little crowded during peak hours.
FINAL VERDICT: The Blue Moon Residency – Worth It?
YES. Absolutely, YES. The Blue Moon isn't perfect. It's a little rough around the edges in parts, but that's what gives it character. It's clean, safe, the staff is exceptional, and the amenities are top-notch. It provides the Unforgettable Luxury promised, and that's what matters.
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Escape to Unforgettable Luxury at Mysore's Blue Moon Residency!
Are you ready to be pampered? Craving a relaxing getaway in the heart of Mysore? Look no further than the Blue Moon Residency!
Why Choose the Blue Moon?
Impeccable Cleanliness & Safety: Relax with complete peace of mind thanks to our rigorous sanitation protocols, including anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, and a commitment to your well-being.
Luxurious Amenities for Every Mood: Take a dip in our sparkling outdoor pool, unwind in the sauna, or work up a sweat in our state
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your cookie-cutter itinerary. This is a raw, real-life, maybe slightly-unhinged travel log of my time at the Blue Moon Residency in Mysore, India. Prepare for chaos, charm, and possibly a minor existential crisis.
The Blue Moon Residency, Mysore: My Messy, Magnificent Week (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mosquitos)
Day 1: Arrival and "Oh My God, It's Hot" Impressions
Morning (Err, make that Mid-Afternoon): Arrived at Bangalore Airport. The sheer volume of people, the smells, the honking… it’s a sensory overload. Managed to haggle (badly, I'm sure) for a cab to Mysore. The drive? An adventure. Like, a multi-hour, traffic-jam-filled, cow-in-the-middle-of-the-road adventure. I may or may not have muttered, "Are we there yet?" approximately 87 times.
Afternoon (or, the Sweat Begins): Arrived at Blue Moon. First impression? Charming, kinda run-down, and definitely HOT. The AC in my room? A valiant but ultimately losing battle against the Indian heat. The staff, though, were lovely. They had this incredibly patient, "we've seen it all" look in their eyes. I suspect they have.
Evening (First Attempt at Food): Found a local restaurant. Ordered what I THOUGHT was a mild curry. It was not mild. My mouth was on fire, I’m pretty sure I started sweating in places I didn’t know I could sweat, and I ended up drinking approximately three gallons of lassi. Note to self: Learn to accurately estimate spice levels. And maybe carry a fire extinguisher.
Day 2: Yoga Trauma and the Majesty of the Palace
Morning (The Yoga Debacle): Okay, I signed up for a yoga class. Foolish, foolish me. Mysore, as you know, is yoga central! This particular class was…intense. I am not, shall we say, a graceful yogi. I spent most of the time trying not to fall over, and questioning my life choices. The instructor was beautiful and serene. Me? Red-faced and contemplating a nap.
Afternoon (Palace Day): The Mysore Palace. Oh. My. God. This place is breathtaking. Glittering, opulent, ridiculously ornate. I actually just stood there at the entrance, gaping. Feeling humbled. Took approximately 7,000 photos, which, let’s be honest, is probably three times more than I showed my friends. The crowds were immense. The vendors were relentless. But the palace? Worth it. Note: Don’t forget to take your shoes off. I nearly got told off.
Evening (The Mosquito Massacre): My room. Mosquitoes. Everywhere. I swear, they were actively mocking me as I flapped frantically with a towel. Learned three things that night: 1. Mosquito repellent is your friend. 2. Mesh nets are a lifesaver. 3. I have a very loud mosquito-slapping technique.
Day 3: Exploring the Markets and a Moment of Spiritual Confusion
Morning (Market Madness): The Devaraja Market. Oh, the colors! The smells! The sheer chaos! Wandered, eyes bulging, through mountains of spices, flowers, and… well, everything. Took my first try at haggling (still awful, but getting slightly less awful). Ended up buying way too many spices I have no idea what to do with. I'll figure something out later.
Afternoon (A Temple Visit – And A Deep Dive Into Confusion): Visited the Chamundeshwari Temple. It was… impressive. And crowded. And I'm pretty sure I inadvertently offended several deities by wearing the wrong shoes. And I might have gotten lost. But the views from the top of the hill were phenomenal. It made me think about… everything. And nothing. I'm still not sure what happened up there. It was a day to forget and to remember.
Evening (Food, Finally Under Control): Found a very safe, western place to eat. I just needed a salad, you know? A nice simple salad to ease my worries.
Day 4: Coffee, Silk, and the Great Mysore Dessert Quest
Morning (Coffee Bliss): Found a little coffee shop. Divine. Real coffee. A moment of pure, unadulterated joy in the morning.
Afternoon (Silk Shopping – And Mild Heart Palpitations): Visited a silk weaving factory. Watched the looms at work. It was mesmerizing. Then, came the silk shopping. Oh boy. Gorgeous saris everywhere. I wanted everything. Ended up deciding to buy something practical, like a scarf. The salesperson, bless his heart, was trying to help me out, and I was too scared to speak, in case I made a major transaction mistake.
Evening (The Great Mysore Dessert Quest): This was my true calling. Went on a mission to find the best Mysore Pak. This creamy, melt-in-your-mouth, sugar-heavy delicacy is a local specialty. My conclusion? I tried several, and they were all amazing. My dentist might not be thrilled, but my taste buds were.
Day 5: Waterfalls and Reflections (and More Mosquitoes, Sigh…)
Morning (Chasing Waterfalls): Took a day trip. Went to the Shivanasamudra Falls. Stunning. The power of the falling water, the spray, the sheer beauty… it was mesmerizing. An amazing experience.
Afternoon (Reflections): Stared out the window and did some writing. The experience was much needed, I felt like my soul could breath again.
Evening (The Mosquito War, Part 2): You guessed it. More mosquitoes. Surrendered to the inevitable. Put on a hat, a jacket, rolled-up my sleeves, and watched the night.
Day 6: A Chance Meeting and Goodbyes
Morning (The Accidental Friendship): Met a man that was also staying at the residency. He helped me with some of the planning. It was easy to feel at home, I would tell that if traveling alone get used to making friends.
Afternoon (Packing and Preparing): A day to say goodbye to my beloved room. Pack, write, and re-write the memories.
Evening (Departure): The final night. It was hard to say goodbye, but I knew I could return any time.
Day 7: Leaving Mysore
- Morning: One last chai, one last stroll through the markets (bought more spices, naturally). Left the Blue Moon Residency with a mix of relief and sadness. Mysore, you beautiful, chaotic, mosquito-ridden place, you did a number on me. I'm a changed person. A slightly sweatier, slightly spicier, and a lot more humbled person.
Final Thoughts:
Mysore is not perfect. It's hot, crowded, and occasionally bewildering. But it's also vibrant, beautiful, and full of life. And the Blue Moon Residency? It's got a certain ramshackle charm that I came to love. It's not a luxury hotel, but it's a place with heart. A place where you can get lost, find yourself, and probably get bitten by a mosquito or two.
And that, my friends, is exactly what makes it so special. Prepare to be pleasantly surprised. Don't forget the insect repellent. And, for the love of all that is holy, learn the difference between mild and hot curries.
(Disclaimer: Your experience will likely vary. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.)
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Blue Moon Residency: Your Questions (and My Ramblings on the Matter)
Okay, So...What *Actually* Makes This Place "Luxury"? 'Cause I've Heard That Word Thrown Around. A LOT.
Alright, buckle up, buttercup. "Luxury" can be a minefield, yeah? At Blue Moon, though? It's not just some slapped-on adjective. Let me tell you a little story… I'm notoriously bad at packing. Seriously, I'm the kind of person who forgets socks, then has to raid the hotel laundry bags. But *here*? They saw me coming! They'd unpacked *and* pressed my (wrinkled-from-the-flight) clothes before I even finished gawking at that ridiculously oversized bed. That's luxury. Think: Egyptian cotton sheets that practically sing lullabies to your skin. Think: a bathroom bigger than my first apartment. Think: staff who seem to anticipate your needs before you even know you *have* them. Yes, expensive (more on that later). Yes, worth it if you're looking for a proper *treat*. And yes, I now judge every hotel I stay at by the Blue Moon standard. I'm ruined. Absolutely ruined.
Is it... Family-Friendly? 'Cause Kids Can Be... A Lot.
Hmmm, a tricky one. They *say* they are. And they do offer connecting rooms and kids’ menus. BUT... and this is a big but... I got the sense this place is more geared toward couples or those looking for some SERIOUS peace and quiet. I'm picturing toddlers and the elegant serenity of the breakfast buffet -- let's just say the image isn't completely harmonious. Listen, if your kids are well-behaved little angels, you’ll probably be fine. If they're like mine (bless their hearts), maybe choose a place with a dedicated kids' club. Just thinking about the possibility of a tantrum poolside gives *me* a headache. And this place is all about avoiding headaches, you know?
What's Eating at the Restaurant like? 'Cause Hotel Restaurants are a Minefield, Honestly...
Right, the dining situation. Okay, look. I am a total foodie. I judge restaurants. Hard. And this place... wow. So, there's this chef, right? (I think his name was something exotic, like Rishi or Rohan or… I forgot, honestly, blame the wine). Anyway, the food was incredible. Like, melt-in-your-mouth, I’m going to eat every single morsel, incredible. The presentation was art. Seriously, I took pictures of my food. And I *never* take pictures of my food. The breakfast buffet? Forget about it. A feast! Fresh fruits, dosas made to order, pastries that practically called my name... and then the coffee. Dark, rich, perfect. Now, the prices… well, let’s just say it wasn’t exactly budget-friendly. But the quality? Justified. Completely, utterly justified.
The Spa! Tell Me *Everything*! I NEED Relaxation.
Okay, the spa… this is where I went full-on bliss-out mode. I booked a massage. A really, really LONG massage. And I swear, I floated out of there. It was a sensory explosion, in a good way! The aromatherapy scents... the soothing music... the skilled hands kneading away all the knots I didn't even *realize* I had. They used these amazing oils, locally sourced, all natural… I felt like a completely new person. Seriously. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I’m tempted to move in. (Maybe I could just live in the spa, right? That’s a plan.) Just thinking back on it makes me want to close my eyes and take a nap. Definitely go. You won't regret it. Just… maybe don’t wear makeup. You'll be a dewy, glowing mess. A gorgeous, relaxed mess.
What About the Location? Is it Convenient? Or Do I Need to Spend Half My Life in a Tuk-Tuk?
Okay, here's the deal. Blue Moon Residency is *not* slap-bang in the middle of the absolute chaos of Mysore. Which is a *good* thing, in my opinion. You get a little bit of peace! It's far enough away to be quiet, close enough to be… well, close enough. You can access all the major sights within a reasonable taxi or tuk-tuk ride. It's a short trip to the palace. They can arrange transport of course. But be warned, the tuk-tuk drivers in Mysore have a very particular, shall we say, *robust* approach to driving. Hold on tight! But yeah, Location-wise, it's a winner. Peaceful, but not isolated. Perfect blend. That's the beauty of it.
Okay, So... The Price? Is it Worth it? Be Honest!
Alright. The big question. The elephant in the room. Is it worth the money? Listen, this isn't a budget hostel by any stretch of the imagination. It's definitely a splurge. And honestly? It *depends*. It depends on your priorities. Are you looking for the cheapest possible vacation? Probably not. But if you're celebrating something special? Like an anniversary? Or perhaps a much-needed escape from reality? Absolutely, yes. It’s the kind of place where you can actually relax and recharge. The level of service is top-notch. The entire experience is designed to make you feel pampered and special. You *feel* like royalty. And that, my friends, is priceless. Well, almost. But still… Worth it. Especially if you’ve had a rough year, like me. Go for it. You deserve it. Treat yo'self!
Now, if you'll excuse me... I'm dreaming of that spa again. And those dosa...
Are There Any Downsides? Because Nothing's Perfect, Right?
Okay, let’s be real, there are always a couple of tiny little cracks, even in paradise. The Wi-Fi was a *touch* spotty in my room. Not a deal-breaker, but frustrating when I had to work for a bit. And the pool, while beautiful, could get a little crowded at peak times. Honestly, those were the only downsides I could find. It's hard to complain when you're surrounded by such beauty and luxury -- that's the whole point of it, ya know? Oh, and *maybe* it's too far to walk anywhere? But then again, are you really planning on walking places when you are staying in luxury? Probably not.
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