Xian Katie Eastman Hotel: Your Luxurious Escape Awaits in Ancient China
Xian Katie Eastman Hotel: My Honest-To-Goodness, High-End China Ramble (SEO Loaded!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Xian and let me tell you, the Xian Katie Eastman Hotel… well, it's a thing. A luxurious, slightly overwhelming, but ultimately pretty darn awesome thing. This isn't your grandma's budget hotel review; expect a whole lotta opinions, a sprinkle of "oops, I forgot to take a picture," and a whole lot of real talk about what it's like to navigate high-end living in the heart of ancient China.
Accessibility: (Sort of) A Mixed Bag
Let's start with the practical stuff, because, you know, gotta be inclusive. The good news? Elevator? Check. Makes navigating the multiple floors a breeze. Facilities for disabled guests? Yes, theoretically. But honestly, I didn't spend a ton of time scrutinizing the nitty-gritty details of wheelchair accessibility. I'd recommend double-checking directly with the hotel if that's a primary concern. Because sometimes, even the best intentions get lost in translation (or, you know, in the vastness of China).
Internet: Glory Be, Free Wi-Fi! (Mostly)
Alright, the internet. A lifeline, a necessity, the thing that keeps us all (moderately) sane. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES! And it actually worked, which is a small miracle in some parts of the world. They also had Internet [LAN] if you're old school (or just paranoid about Wi-Fi security – which, fair). Internet services were readily available, and generally, the Wi-Fi in public areas was decent. Praise be!
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax): Spa-tacular Overload!
Okay, this is where things get exciting. The spa/sauna situation? Absolutely glorious. I swear, I spent half my trip in the sauna, sweating out the stress of… well, everything. Especially after trying to order a taxi using the hotel's app (more on that later!). They have a Spa, a steamroom, and a pool with a view. Honestly, just thinking about the swimming pool [outdoor] and the cocktails I had poolside makes me want to book a return flight right now.
Now, I was tempted by the Body scrub and Body wrap, but let's be honest, I'm more of a "lie on a sun lounger and drink something fruity" kind of person. But if you're into that whole fancy pampering thing, they have it. They also had a Foot bath. I didn't try it, but I really wanted to.
And the Fitness center? Yeah, I thought about going. I swear! Maybe I saw it through the gym window… I think it was a gym. Let's say it's in place of the Gym/fitness. Again, I'm more of a "walking around ancient city walls" kind of person.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe (mostly)
This is where the hotel really shines, especially post-pandemic. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff was definitely super vigilant. They had Hygiene certification, and the staff Staff trained in safety protocol were really good. Rooms sanitized between stays, with a Room sanitization opt-out available! Honestly, if you're a germaphobe, this place is your paradise. Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items… it's all covered at a professional level. Having a Doctor/nurse on call is a great bonus. They made a point of having a First aid kit. CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, and Security [24-hour] felt reassuring.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Delight (and a Few Headaches)
Let's talk food, because, well, I love to eat! The restaurants offered a smorgasbord of choices. Asian breakfast? Delicious. Think dim sum, noodles, and all sorts of savory goodness. Western breakfast? Also available if you're feeling less adventurous (or just homesick for a bagel). A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet] are good. They had International cuisine in restaurant, and Asian cuisine in restaurant, too. I ate a LOT.
Here's where things get interesting: ordering. The service, while generally excellent, could be a little… variable. Sometimes getting the food felt like an Olympic sport. Room service [24-hour] came in handy during my jet lagged nights.
The Poolside bar was utterly delightful, perfect for Happy hour cocktails. There's a Coffee shop for those afternoon pick-me-ups, and a Snack bar if you just need a little something. They even offered Alternative meal arrangement if you told them. And Vegetarian restaurant options are available too.
I was really pleased with them having a Bar, but their Bottle of water service was inconsistent…
Services and Conveniences: All the Bells and Whistles (Sometimes)
This is where the hotel really aims for that luxurious feel. Air conditioning in public area? Absolutely. Concierge? Super helpful (when you could find them – sometimes they seemed to have vanished into the mystical haze of ancient China). Daily housekeeping? Spotless. Elevator? Crucial, as previously mentioned. Laundry service? Got my clothes cleaner than I could believe.
Cash withdrawal at the hotel, which is always a plus. They had Currency exchange, a Convenience store (snacks, essentials – the works), and Gift/souvenir shop.
The hotel is also perfect for Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities, and Seminars, with plenty of Audio-visual equipment for special events, and the all-important Wi-Fi for special events.
For the Kids: (But I Didn't Have Any!)
They had Babysitting service which is helpful for the family, and they are Family/child friendly, with Kids facilities, and Kids meal.
Available in all rooms: Oh, so many things. The air conditioning was my best friend. Alarm clock? Useful. Bathrobes? Luxurious. Coffee/tea maker? Lifesaver. Daily housekeeping. They even had slippers! That's a nice touch!
The Room Itself: My Private Oasis (Mostly) My room?! Absolute heaven. It was a non-smoking room, with air conditioning. The blackout curtains were essential for sleeping through the day. There was a safe for all my important documents.
Getting Around: (Taxi Troubles!)
Getting around? Airport transfer, yes please. The Car park [free of charge], and Car park [on-site] too! They also had a Taxi service, and Valet parking.
My Xian Katie Eastman Hotel Experience: A Stream-of-Consciousness Rant
Okay, so here goes, the real meat of what I learned there. Let's talk about the quirks – the little things that make a hotel stay memorable, for better or worse.
I loved the pool with a view. It was the perfect place to unwind after a day of exploring the Terracotta Army (which is essential – seriously, GO!). The water was the perfect temperature, and the cocktails were strong. Pure bliss. I would not want to go somewhere without the Poolside bar.
BUT…getting a taxi was harder than figuring out the Rosetta Stone. The hotel's app – bless its digital heart – seemed to have a mind of its own. I'd be standing there, eager to see the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, but the app would be busy… "thinking" about something. Eventually, I learned to just flag down a taxi on the street (much easier).
One day, I went to relax at the Spa, and…
Overall Impression: Worth the Hype (Mostly)
Would I recommend the Xian Katie Eastman Hotel? Absolutely. It's a splurge, yes, but the location is prime, the rooms are gorgeous, the spa is divine, and the service is generally spot-on. Just be prepared for the occasional minor hiccup, embrace the chaos, and remember you're in China!
My Honest Score: 4.5 out of 5 Stars (with a slight asterisk for the taxi app)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's dry-as-a-desert-sun itinerary. This is XIAN, baby. Through the eyes of someone who likes a good dumpling, a good laugh, and a healthy dose of "Oh dear God, what have I gotten myself into?"
The Xian Katie Eastman Hotel: My Temporary Prison Castle (For Now)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Wall Anxiety
Time: 6:00 AM (More like ugh o'clock after that red-eye)
Event: Land in Xi'an, bleary-eyed and smelling vaguely of airplane air. Find the hotel shuttle. Pray it actually exists. It does! (Score one for optimism. I'll need it).
Transportation: Shuttle, baby, shuttle. And a lot of internal monologue about how I should have paid for the noise-canceling headphones.
Emotional Reaction: Relief! Followed swiftly by the nagging suspicion that I've forgotten something crucial. Like, maybe my passport? (Just kidding… mostly). That hotel lobby is LUSH though! Marble everywhere! I bet they polish the floors with the tears of homesick tourists.
Quirky Observation: The hotel staff all wear these incredibly crisp uniforms. Makes me feel like I should iron my own face.
Messy Structure: Okay, first things first, find some coffee. This jet lag is a beast. Then, unpack. Then, maybe shower. I feel like I am going to get sick, so I should drink some water instead of doing crazy activities.
Opinionated Language: This early wake-up call is not acceptable! I miss my bed.
Time: 10:00 AM - The TERRIFYING Great Wall of China.
Event: Tour of the Great Wall. I've seen pictures. It's… big. Really big. And they expect me to walk on it. Shudder.
Transportation: Tourist bus. Pray for air conditioning! And that my fellow tourists aren't too chatty. (I need to mentally prepare for the climb… the height… the potential for falling…)
Emotional Reaction: Initially, awe. Seriously, the Great Wall is breathtaking. Then, sheer, unadulterated terror. I'm not a "heights person." I'm more of a "ground-level-with-a-good-book" type. The steps… oh, the steps. Each one felt like a personal attack on my quads. Halfway up I was convinced I was going to die and be remembered only as "that American who became one with the wall."
Quirky Observation: The street vendors at all the tourist stops are so aggressive, they should be in the Olympics for their energy.
Stronger Emotional Reaction: The sheer scale of the wall is incredible. But the climb… good lord, the climb. My calves are screaming. I'm pretty sure I saw a llama give me a disapproving look at the top. My will power is in question.
Time: 1:00 PM - Lunch in a Nearby Restaurant
Event: Try new food, maybe some authentic food, possibly some spicy food.
Transportation: Walking!
Emotional Reaction: Nervous anticipation! I am not a adventurous eater, so this should be a challenge.
Quirky Observation: Looking at the menu I can't understand anything.
Messy Structure: It took me 30 minutes to order because of the language barrier. I was tired, hungry, and still a little scared from the wall.
Opinionated Language: It was okay, I guess. Honestly, I was too exhausted to properly appreciate it.
Time: 4:00 PM - Back to the Hotel
Event: Nap time!
Transportation: Taxi
Emotional Reaction: Exhausted!
Quirky Observation: The taxi driver was honking the entire time.
Messy Structure: Slept for like, 4 hours, then the sun set.
Opinionated Language: Best part of the day.
Time: 8:00 PM - Dinner
Event: Search for some dumplings!
Transportation: Walking
Emotional Reaction: Hungrey and excited!
Quirky Observation: One lady had a whole bag of dumplings.
Messy Structure: I found a place and decided to order a lot, it was so good. I think I ordered too many dumplings.
Opinionated Language: Best dumplings I have ever had.
Day 2: Terracotta Army and Cultural Overload
Time: 8:00 AM - Breakfast and a Prayer
Event: Pretend to be civilized and eat hotel breakfast. Pray for less jet lag. Pray the bus to the Terracotta Army doesn't get stuck in traffic.
Transportation: Hotel breakfast, then Tourist bus.
Emotional Reaction: Slightly less terror than yesterday. More… intrigue? I'm actually kind of excited to see the Terracotta Army. But still, I'm pretty sure I'm going to get lost.
Quirky Observation: The hotel breakfast buffet is a sensory overload. Fried noodles, mystery meats, and enough questionable fruit to make you rethink your life choices.
Messy Structure: Breakfast was a weird mix of things, I probably ate way too much.
Opinionated Language: The coffee is… edible. Barely.
Time: 10:00 AM - The Terracotta Army (aka: My Mind is Blown)
Event: The Terracotta Army. Get ready to have your mind completely blown.
Transportation: Tourist bus. (Again with the praying!)
Emotional Reaction: Okay, now I'm impressed. The scale, the detail, the sheer number of soldiers… it's mind-boggling. I spent a good hour just wandering around in a daze, muttering "Wow" repeatedly. I nearly forgot to take photos because I was too busy just staring.
Quirky Observation: The sheer number of tourists is also impressive. It's like a giant, slightly bewildered human herd, shuffling from one pit to the next.
Doubling Down on a Single Experience: Alright, let's talk specifically about Pit 1. The main one. The big guns. The one with all the soldiers lined up, ready for battle. I mean, the sheer presence of those figures… the stoic expressions, the battle armor, the individual faces! They were real people. Built over 2,000 years ago. I swear, I felt a shiver run down my spine. I was captivated, I was deeply moved, I was completely in awe, and also, slightly dizzy from the heat.
Messy Structure: Okay, after Pit 1, I went to the gift shop. Because, you know, souvenirs. Then I wandered around the other pits, which were also amazing! But Pit 1… Pit 1 was the star of the show.
Stronger Emotional Reaction: I was overwhelmed by the sheer audacity of the whole thing. The manpower, the resourcefulness, the artistic skill… it was an incredible achievement, but also the realization that it was built by slaves.
Opinionated Language: Seriously, if you go to Xi'an and don't see the Terracotta Army, you're missing out on life.
Time: 1:00 PM - Lunch Near the Army
Event: Eat lunch, maybe try to eat the same food as the soldiers. Kidding!
Transportation: Walking.
Emotional Reaction: Hungry!
Quirky Observation: So many people!
Messy Structure: The food was fine.
Opinionated Language: Just a tourist trap.
Time: 3:00 PM - Back to the City!
Event: Explore the city.
Transportation: Bus.
Emotional Reaction: Excited to explore!
Quirky Observation: The bus driver was a maniac!
Messy Structure: Got off a few stops too late, but I ended up somewhere interesting. Definitely not in the hotel.
Opinionated Language: I am so glad I am safe!
Time: 7:00 PM - Dinner
Event: Find some food.
Transportation: Walking.
Emotional Reaction: Confused.
Quirky Observation: So many weird things.
Messy Structure: I made it back to the hotel,
Xian Katie Eastman Hotel: You Want the Lowdown? Let's Get Real.
So, is this place *really* as luxurious as all the ads say? 'Cause, let's be honest, Chinese luxury can be...hit or miss.
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because here's the truth: Yes, the Xian Katie Eastman Hotel *is* pretty darn swanky. Think ancient scrolls meets modern comfort. Those photos? They're not *entirely* misleading. But here’s where it gets messy: I had to fight a rogue air conditioning vent *every single night.* Not the best look when you're trying to channel some serious empress vibes. And once, a tiny, adorable gecko decided my mosquito net looked like his personal treehouse. He was cute, but also kept me awake thinking about… well, geckos. So, yeah, luxurious, but with a healthy dose of reality. Bring earplugs and a can-do attitude.
The rooms – what's the *actual* tea on those? King beds, right? Right?!
Oh, the rooms. Bless their hearts. Yes, the king beds are gigantic. Like, could-fit-a-small-family gigantic. Mine felt like sleeping on a cloud made of silk. The bathrooms? Marble. Glorious, gleaming marble. But here’s a hilarious truth bomb: The "smart" toilet. God bless it, it has *too many* buttons. It could probably make coffee, write a sonnet, and judge my life choices all at the same time. I spent at least twenty minutes each day accidentally summoning the bidet. Let's just say... I learned *a lot* about water pressure. Also, the soundproofing? Spotty. I'm pretty sure I could hear the couple next door arguing about the proper pronunciation of "terracotta army."
Is the food as good as the photos make it appear? Because sometimes those photos lie. *Cough* Instagram *Cough*.
Okay, the food. This is where things got… complicated. The breakfast buffet? Beautiful! Like, I swear I saw angels singing while I was contemplating a pile of dim sum. The noodles were to die for. I ate so many noodles, I'm pretty sure my blood is now 70% wheat. The dinner restaurant? Hit or miss. One night, I had the most incredible Peking Duck of my life. Crispy skin, succulent meat… pure bliss. The next? A weird, gelatinous soup that tasted vaguely of sadness. Seriously, I’m still trying to recover. My advice? Stick to the noodles, embrace the adventure, and maybe pack some emergency snacks. Just in case.
How is the service? Do they actually speak English, or am I going to have to mime my requests all day?
The service... ah, the service. Honestly, it’s a mixed bag. The staff are genuinely lovely people, incredibly polite, and eager to please. But English proficiency? Varying degrees. I had one incredibly sweet server who, bless her heart, tried to explain the difference between a spring roll and a dumpling for a solid ten minutes using charades. It was adorable. Another time, I spent fifteen minutes trying to order a bottle of water – ending up with a bottle of sparkling *something* that may or may not have included fruit fly larva. So, brush up on your Mandarin, invest in a translation app, and pack your patience. It’s part of the charm, honestly.
What about the location? Is it actually convenient for seeing the sights?
Location, location, location! The hotel is pretty well-situated. Close enough to the city center to be convenient, but far enough away that you don't feel like you're drowning in a sea of tourists (most of the time, anyway). Getting to the Terracotta Army was surprisingly easy – the hotel staff arranged everything. The Bell Tower and Drum Tower were within walking distance, although my poor feet definitely felt the burn. But, and this is a BIG but, the traffic. Oh, the traffic! Be prepared for some serious gridlock. Plan your excursions accordingly, and bring a good book (or twenty episodes of that true-crime podcast you're obsessed with). You'll need it.
Do they have a spa? And is it amazing, or is it a total waste of time and money? (Asking for a friend… who is totally me.)
Yes! They have a spa! And… okay, here’s the truth: It’s *mostly* amazing. Beautiful, serene atmosphere, the masseuses are skilled, and the treatments are divine. I had a traditional Chinese massage that almost made me weep with joy (and relief). The problem? The price tag. It's definitely at the luxury end of the spectrum. So, budget accordingly, or prepare yourself for a serious case of buyer's remorse. Also, the "relaxation room" had a distracting light fixture that reminded me of a disco ball. Minor detail, but it broke the zen. So, go. Treat yourself. But maybe skip the disco ball gazing.
Okay, real talk: Would you go back? And why?
Would I go back? Hmmm… that's a good question. Despite the rogue air conditioning, the sometimes-questionable soup, and my ongoing battles with the smart toilet, *yes*, I think I would. Why? The sheer *experience*. The glitz and glamor, the history surrounding you, the delicious noodles. The hotel is a beautiful anomaly, and it definitely made the trip. It's not perfect, and the imperfections are part of the charm. I'd be happy to experience it all again – with a better plan for dealing with that darn air conditioner! And maybe a crash course in Mandarin. And definitely more noodles. Yes, I would go back. Just… maybe after a long nap.
