Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Beach Villa in Villajoyosa, Spain!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this is going to be a wild ride! Forget those sterile hotel reviews you're used to. We're diving deep into Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Beach Villa in Villajoyosa, Spain! And trust me, after spending a week there, I've got opinions, damn good ones, and enough anecdotes to fill a Valencian paella.
Let's Get This Show on the Road (and to the Beach!)
First things first: location, location, location! Villajoyosa is a dream. Think vibrant, rainbow-colored houses hugging the coastline, a bustling fish market, and the scent of saltwater and sunshine practically slapping you in the face. Escape to Paradise delivers on that promise. It's perched right on the beach, so close you can practically taste the salty air from your balcony. (Spoiler alert: it tastes amazing.)
Accessibility: The Good, the Okay, and the "Hmm…"
Okay, let's be honest, accessibility is always a mixed bag. Escape to Paradise isn't a fully-fledged accessibility mecca, but they've made some solid effort. Elevators are a blessing for those who need them, so you can get to your room without a marathon. However, some public areas might pose challenges for wheelchair users. They have facilities for disabled guests, but it’s always best to call in advance and clarify about specific accessibility concerns if you have them; and I mean really clarify, not just a cursory chat with the front desk. Be thorough!
Rooms: Paradise Found (Mostly) and Then the Little Quirks
The rooms? Glorious. Seriously. We're talking air conditioning that works like a freaking charm (essential!), blackout curtains (bye-bye, early sunrises!), and a balcony that practically begs for a morning coffee and a sunrise view. My room had an extra long bed which meant no dangling toes. The bathroom was a decent size, with a separate shower/bathtub which is a major win if you like a good soak like I do. The Internet access – wireless was generally reliable (a godsend for keeping up with those work emails you totally swore you’d ignore), and they even had internet [LAN] for those who want the extra security. They had a complimentary tea in my room, and the free bottled water was a lifesaver. Slippers were a lovely touch, as were the bathrobes. But here's the thing… it wasn't perfect. The decor? A little… beige-y. (I swear, if I see another beige wall…) and the view from my room, though sea-adjacent, wasn't exactly postcard material. It’s not a dealbreaker, but let’s keep it real, people.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound
Okay, this is where Escape to Paradise shines. They were obsessed with keeping things clean and safe. Honestly, it felt like they were running a surgical suite, but in the best way possible. Hand sanitizer was everywhere. Staff were clearly trained in all the safety protocols. They had anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and room sanitization between stays. They went above and beyond, it was very reassuring. And the safety deposit boxes in the room was a nice touch. They also had CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property which adds an extra layer of security. Room sanitization opt-out available, this is a great idea.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Paella, Pal, and a Poolside Bar
Alright, food. This is where things get really good. The in-house restaurant, with its international cuisine, was a treat. They had Asian cuisine in restaurant which was excellent, especially the sushi. The A la carte in restaurant gave me some delicious options. The buffet in restaurant was a decent breakfast, but I did love the Asian breakfast. And the coffee shop was perfect for a quick pick-me-up. The poolside bar was perfection. Sipping a cocktail while watching the waves? Pure bliss. They had a snack bar for those midday cravings - and did I need it! They have vegetarian restaurant options.
The Experience That Stole My Heart: The Spa (and My Inner Peace)
Now, I’m not usually a spa-going kind of person. I’m more of a “sunburn and salty hair” type. But, the spa? Oh. My. God. I was convinced my shoulders were a permanent fixture around my ears before I arrived. The massage I had was the kind that melts away all your stress and makes you want to start a new life. The Sauna was a great way to detox, and the Steamroom was like being enveloped in a cloud of relaxation. The Foot bath was a simple pleasure, and the spa/sauna was heaven. I basically spent the whole afternoon alternating between the pool with a view and being pampered. The Body scrub and Body wrap were fantastic. Then they had a gym/fitness center for the hyperactive people. This is a must-do, people. For real.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Beach Bliss and Beyond
You’re on the beach, people! Swimming pool [outdoor] is waiting, so don't delay! Swimming pool is great as well. Things to do in Villajoyosa include walking, swimming. The view from the beach is unforgettable. They have a fitness center. I'm not a gym rat, but if you're into that, it's there.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras That Make a Difference
The concierge was super helpful, giving us tips on where to eat and what to see. The daily housekeeping was excellent, keeping everything spotless. They have laundry service which helped after all the beach days. They offered currency exchange. The elevator was a blessing for those of us who appreciate efficiency. They also provided luggage storage and car park [free of charge].
For the Kids: Making it Family-Friendly
The place is definitely family/child friendly. They had babysitting service and kids facilities available.
Okay, I'm Sold… But Is It Worth It?
Absolutely. Escape to Paradise isn't perfect. It's got its quirks. But the stunning location, the meticulous cleanliness, the amazing spa, and the overall chill vibe make it a truly special place.
My Unsolicited (And Highly Valuable) Offer:
Okay, here’s the deal. I'm going to give you a deal you can’t refuse. I've booked an amazing couple's room for a special rate for you. You'll get:
- A free cocktail at the poolside bar, on me. Consider it a welcome to paradise.
- A discount on a spa treatment, because you deserve it. (I’m talking a serious discount).
- Early check-in/late check-out (subject to availability).
- A personalized itinerary, including the best tapas bars and hidden beaches.
- A guarantee of a truly unforgettable experience.
How to Book (Before I Change My Mind!)
Go to their website right now and book. If you mention my name (you’ll know who I am since I’ve waxed lyrical about the place), you'll get a complimentary bottle of Cava! You can’t go wrong with that! Don't wait, because seriously, I’m thinking of going back, and then there won’t be any room for you. Trust me on this. This place is well worth it. You won't regret it. Don't miss out on the escape of a lifetime!
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your meticulously organized, highlight-reel travel guide. This is real life, in the sun-drenched, slightly chaotic glory of Villajoyosa, Spain, from the vantage point of Vive la Vila Cozy Apartment by the Beach. Prepare for the messy, the beautiful, and the downright ridiculous.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Beach Beer Debacle (and a side of utter bewilderment)
- Morning (or, more accurately, Late Morning - Jet Lag is REAL): Landed in Alicante. Smooth, right? Wrong. First hurdle: the rental car. I swear, the guy at the desk kept eyeing me like I'd sprouted a third arm. "English? Pfff. You sure?" (Yes, Pedro, VERY sure I can drive a tiny, probably death-trap-sized, Spanish hatchback. Eventually, I won him over with copious amounts of charm and a slightly threatening glare. Don't judge.) The drive to Villajoyosa? Gorgeous, until I took a wrong turn and ended up in what felt suspiciously like a goat farm. (Note to self: Spanish road signs = cryptic hieroglyphics).
- Afternoon: The Apartment Reveal & Beach Bliss (Followed by Mild Panic): Arrived at Vive la Vila. Oh. My. God. The view. Seriously, the apartment balcony practically kissed the Mediterranean. I almost wept. Tiny, cozy, perfect. The kind of place you want to barricade yourself in and never leave. Put the luggage down, then, straight to the beach! The sand was warm, the water clear, and I felt like I’d landed in a postcard.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: The Beach Beer Debacle: Okay, so this is a story. Found a charming little chiringuito (beach bar) for a sunset beer. Ordered a caña. Easy, right? Apparently not. The waiter, bless his heart, looked completely bewildered. I pointed, I gestured, I even did a little miming of drinking a beer. Nothing. Finally, after what felt like an hour of awkward eye contact, he brought me… a glass of something. It tasted amazing, but I had NO idea what it was. (Turns out, it was a cerveza – duh. My Spanish is, shall we say, “developing”). Lesson learned: learn the damn words.
- Evening: Dinner Disaster in the Making (Dodged a Bullet): Wandering through Villajoyosa's colourful streets, feeling all accomplished and European, I thought I'd be suave. I found a cute restaurant. Sat down, ordered, and… realized I'd forgotten how to speak. It was a comedy of errors: the server was trying to be helpful, I was clearly a babbling idiot. The food looked and sounded incredible, and I was terrified of my own stupidity. I almost ordered a plate of something I didn't recognise. I managed to escape before I was forced to eat something completely bizarre. I escaped, defeated, to a late-night plate of chorizo from a supermarket. At least I knew what that was.
Day 2: Chocolate Dreams, Fisherman's Tales, and a Serious Case of Sunburn
- Morning: Chocolate Factory Frenzy: Villajoyosa is famed for its chocolate, and I was not going to miss this. Went to Valor Chocolate Museum. I ate a crazy amount of chocolate. I mean, enough to consider a career change involving chocolate tasting. I felt dizzy and overwhelmed, but in the best possible way. (Side note: chocolate + sunshine = bliss. Highly recommend.)
- Afternoon: Fishing Village Revelations (and a side of the Blues): Explored the area with its vibrant houses. The whole area oozed charm. The fishermen were hauling their nets and I was chatting with an old local man who regaled me with the history. Honestly, I wanted to stay with him, the old sea dog. The sea breeze, and the smell of salt spray…heaven. Until, however, I realized I’d forgotten sunscreen. Cue: the lobster-red back of a fool.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Beach Bumming and Regret (Sunburn edition): The pain kicked in. The waves, the sand, the sun…they turned on me. I crawled back to the apartment, seeking the sweet embrace of aloe vera. I’m currently resembling a particularly rosy tomato. My emotional reaction? Deep, guttural sigh.
- Evening: Tapas and Tears (of joy, mostly): Decided to go out anyway, and try some tapas. I hobbled my way to a restaurant. The tapas were a symphony of flavors. Everything was perfect. I was so thankful for the amazing food and even managed a bit of conversation in my broken Spanish (much better than the language-less debacle of day one). I felt so close to the town, the people and the sea. It was an adventure and it was worth it.
Day 3: Market Mayhem, Cliffside Cafes, and the Persistent Allure of Churos
- Morning: Market Madness: Time for the local market! A riot of colours, smells, and shouting vendors. I bought some fruit, and tried my best to haggle. I probably got ripped off, but I didn’t care. The experience was worth it.
- *Afternoon: Hike and a View: Decided to take a walk along the coast. The views were spectacular. It felt like pure freedom. Then, found a little café perched on a cliff, where they served coffee and the most amazing churros. Best day ever.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: The Churro Addiction: Okay, so I may have gone back for more churros. Twice. I'm not proud. But they are addictive.
- Evening: Apartment Life. Read a book, watched the sunset from my cozy apartment, and felt overwhelmingly content.
Day 4: Coastal Caves, Farewell to the Sea and the Sun
Morning: Coastal Caves and Boat Trip: Started a Boat trip to see little-known caves. The water was amazing and it was lovely to be on the waves.
Afternoon: Market Madness (Round 2) and an Honest Goodbye:
- Went back for more local produce and tried to get a better deal on some fresh fruit.
- Wandered around the streets, saying a final goodbye to the amazing people.
Evening: Goodbyes and a Little Sadness:
- Returned to the apartment.
- Ate my last dinner on the balcony, feeling happy but sad.
- Watched a wonderful sunset, vowing to return.
Reflections (and a Touch of Messy Emotion):
This trip… wow. This trip wasn't perfect. I messed up a lot. I got lost. I burnt myself. I nearly starved. But it was real – undeniably, gloriously real. Villajoyosa… she got under my skin. The colours, the smells, the people… It's not just a vacation; it's an experience. And Vive la Vila Cozy Apartment by the Beach? The perfect little bubble of salty, sun-drenched bliss.
So, go to Villajoyosa. Get lost. Mess up. Eat way too many churros. Embrace the imperfections. And most importantly, feel. Because that's what this life is all about, isn't it?
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Okay, seriously, what *is* "Escape to Paradise" REALLY like? Forget the glossy photos.
Alright, buckle up buttercup. The photos? Gorgeous, yeah. The reality? Well...it's like, you're on the beach! The *actual* beach! That you see from the balcony! I walked in, this is my first time, and I genuinely gasped. I mean, the view? Stunning. The villa itself? Charming, in that slightly-used, "lived-in-but-loved" kind of way. It's not *perfect*, okay? There’s a slightly wonky tile in the bathroom (I swear I almost tripped over it the first morning, hungover from the welcome sangria!), and the wifi? Let’s just say, it has moments. But the sheer, raw *magic* of hearing the waves crash while you sip your morning coffee? Priceless. Absolutely priceless. It's like… finding a little piece of heaven with a slightly chipped coffee mug. And honestly? I wouldn't have it any other way. My biggest fear was it's not what's advertised.
The location… Villajoyosa, right? Is it touristy?
Villajoyosa is… a *gem*. Officially. Less Benidorm, more… authentic Spanish town. Yes, there are tourists. But it's a much more chilled-out vibe, you know? You're not constantly dodging stag dos. It's all pastel-colored buildings, fishing boats bobbing in the harbor, and the scent of paella wafting from nearby restaurants. The beach itself? It's great, soft sand. The downside? Occasionally, the wind likes to kick your beach towel into the sea. I almost lost my favorite book that way. Tragic. I've learned to strategically place my flip-flops as anchors. Lesson learned.
What amenities are included? What about that kitchen?
Okay, so you'll get the essentials: towels, sheets, pretty sure all the basic cookware. A washing machine, which is a godsend if you're like me and tend to spill things on yourself (and the sangria incident, which, yes, I'll admit to). The kitchen itself is functional. Not Michelin-star-chef-ready, but it's got what you need. You can definitely whip up a proper Spanish omelet (tortilla española), which I highly recommend. Seriously, go to the local market and grab some good eggs and potatoes. My first night, I attempted *gazpacho* from a recipe online. Epic fail. Too much garlic! My bad. My roommate had to sleep in the other room! But next day? I learned, which led to the omelet. So, yeah, the kitchen is good.
Is there a view? And is it *really* from the villa?
Oh. The view. Remember that gasp? The one I mentioned? It's *from* the villa. And it's AMAZING. I mean, you open that balcony door, and BAM! Picture postcard perfect. The sea stretches out forever. Sunsets? Unreal. I would pay the price of admission to the villa again for just the sunset. I’ve spent hours just sitting there, watching the colors change. One evening, a storm blew in. The waves were HUGE. It was a bit scary, but also... thrilling. I sat in the balcony, wrapped in a blanket, and watched the show. Best. Night. Ever. Okay, maybe the sangria was part of the experience. But you get the picture.
Is it good for families? Or a romantic getaway? Or…?
Honestly? It's good for whatever you want it to be. Families? Definitely. The beach is right there. Kids can run wild. Romantic getaway? Absolutely. Imagine candlelit dinners on the balcony, watching the stars. It lends itself to both. Solo travellers, like me, it is fantastic. I am in a group of friends and we all have our own space. Just be aware of the beach towel-eating wind. Otherwise, I love living there.
What if something goes wrong? Like, with the villa itself?
They have someone, that is their answer. I have not tested it. I have asked my friend, who has lived there; same answer. I guess it's a good thing. Pray you don't need them! Let us know if you have to.
Are there any downsides I should know about? Be honest!
Alright, okay, here’s the raw truth. The parking situation can be a bit… tricky. Street parking is available, but sometimes you have to circle around a few times. Bring comfy shoes for walking (and exploring the town!). The villa isn't soundproof, so you *might* hear the occasional seagull squawking at ungodly hours (they're early risers, those birds!). And the wifi? Consider it a suggestion. It's not reliable, but it keeps you off the screen, so win-win?
Anything else I should pack?
Sunscreen. LOTS of sunscreen. A good book. A hat. A phrasebook (or a willingness to butcher basic Spanish – it’s part of the fun!). A spare beach towel (trust me). And that open mind that says, yeah, things might not be *perfect*, but it's still paradise! Seriously, you'll be fine.
