Santorini's HOTTEST Suite: Ocean Views & Private Hot Tub!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the dazzling, jaw-dropping, and potentially wallet-draining world of Santorini's HOTTEST Suite: Ocean Views & Private Hot Tub! Forget those perfectly-posed Instagram photos for a sec, because I'm here to give you the real, unvarnished truth, with all the quirks and imperfections included. This isn't just a hotel review; it's a vacation narrative.
First up, let's talk about accessibility… and the stark reality: Okay, so, if you’re expecting a Michelin-starred review of how accessible this place is… well, hold your horses. While they list "Facilities for disabled guests," that's usually a slippery slope. Santorini is built on hills. Think steps, narrow paths, and the occasional goat blocking your way. Real talk: This place is NOT designed for effortless wheelchair maneuverability. Be brutally honest with yourself about your mobility before booking. I'm not saying it's impossible, but expect a workout and potentially needing some serious assistance. Now, if you're generally able-bodied and up for a challenge, read on!
The Room: My Happy Place (and Maybe Yours Too)
Alright, let's get to the good stuff: the room. The Ocean Views & Private Hot Tub suite. OMG, it sounds cliché, I know, but the view… the freaking view… It hits you like a warm, sun-soaked slap in the face the second you walk in. The caldera… the endless blue… it’s straight out of a postcard, and honestly, it’s worth the price of admission alone.
- Available in All Rooms: (The Essentials, Baby!) Air Conditioning? Check. A safe (thank the travel gods!). Free Wi-Fi? Double check. I'm talking Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, people, which is critical in this day and age to not lose your mind entirely from Instagram withdrawal (yes, I am addicted to it).
- Little Touches: Bathrobes were fluffy, the coffee maker was ready, and the Complimentary tea was a lifesaver from morning to midnight.
- The Blackout Curtains: LISTEN UP SLEEPERS! These are a lifesaver after a late night of cocktails watching the sunset (See: Dining, drinking, and snacking later!).
- The Hot Tub: Okay, I'm going to devote a paragraph here. The Private Hot Tub is the reason you're paying the big bucks. Every evening I'd sink into the bubbly embrace (bubbles are essential!). I'd watch the stars come out, a glass of local wine in hand. It's pure, unadulterated bliss. This is what you come to Santorini for. Seriously. This is the Thing To Do.
Okay, now that I'm done day dreaming, let's get back to business.
- Amenities: Bath robes, a separate shower/tub, complimentary tea, a coffee/tea maker, what more do you need?
- Internet Access: Free wifi is the best thing but it does offer Internet [LAN] and Internet access – wireless
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling Your Island Adventure
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room (or in this case, the caldera): food and drink.
- Breakfast Is Key: Breakfast [buffet]. Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, whatever takes your fancy. They do a good job. Nothing earth-shattering, but it's decent, and the Breakfast in room option is a total game-changer, especially if you're recovering from the night before.
- Restaurants: The Restaurants (it appears multiple) offer A la carte in restaurant, and Buffet in restaurant.
- What to Try: I opted for the Vegetarian restaurant as it was the more casual. I tried the Salad in restaurant, and the Soup in restaurant, both great. The Desserts in restaurant are to die for.
- Bar & Poolside: They've got a Bar, and a Poolside bar. The Poolside bar is important. You will be spending time there. Grab a cocktail and enjoy!
I'll be honest, I didn't spend all day every day eating the food. Room service [24-hour] is a tempting option.
Things To Do (Besides Lounging in Your Hot Tub)
- Ways to relax: The Pool with view is gorgeous.
- The Real Deal: Definitely explore the island! The concierge is amazing, and they can organize anything from private boat trips (HIGHLY recommend!) to scooter rentals (less recommended, unless you're brave – the roads are… interesting).
- Spa Life: While I am not really a Spa person, lots of people will be happy to know that they offer Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Contactless check-in/out: HUGE win. Essential in this post-pandemic world.
- Daily housekeeping: Your room will be sparkling.
- Luggage Storage: Helpful if you arrive early or have a late flight.
- Concierge: Seriously, these guys are miracle workers. Lean on them!
Cleanliness and Safety: Breathing Easy
- General: The place seemed spotless.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Yes, they do.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check. I did not feel like I was rolling the dice on some horrible virus.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seem on top of it.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere, good job.
And the Quirks (Because Nothing's Perfect!)
- The Slope: As previously mentioned: be prepared for the hills.
- Food and drink prices: Let's just say it's Santorini – expect to pay a premium. But hey, you're on vacation, right?
- Not every amenity ever imagined: Like pets allowed. They are unavailable.
Overall Vibe and Emotional Reaction:
Look, this place is special. It's the kind of escape where you genuinely forget about the real world for a few days. You're surrounded by beauty, pampered by the staff, and you can soak in that hot tub while watching the sun set over the Aegean Sea. It's pure, unadulterated romance.
My little emotional reactions:
- I felt a ridiculous amount of joy from that hot tub. Like, I'm talking genuine, silly, happy-dancing-in-my-bathrobe joy.
- I felt a bit of sadness that I had to leave. I wanted to stay forever.
- I'm already planning my return.
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Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this itinerary is NOT for the faint of heart. This is a Christos Suite in Santorini itinerary, my way – and trust me, it's gonna be a wild (and potentially slightly sunburned) ride.
Day 1: Arrival, Agony, and Oia's Sunset (with a Side of Trauma)
- 7:00 AM (ish) - Pre-Flight Frenzy: I swear, packing is the actual worst. Every time. I had a mental breakdown trying to decide between four different pairs of sandals. Ended up packing them all, obviously. Also, spent twenty minutes on my phone trying to figure out what to wear, which might tell you about me.
- 10:00 AM - Flying Hell: The flight itself was… well, let's just say the guy next to me snored like a walrus. I am not a fan of flying, and I forgot my earplugs. Lesson learned.
- 3:00 PM - Arrival in Santorini and Suite Revelation: Oh. My. God. Christos Suite. Outdoor hot tub. SEA VIEW. I half-expected a heavenly choir to start singing. The pictures online don't do it justice. I’m also pretty sure I let out a joyful shriek that alarmed the housekeeping staff.
- 3:30 PM - The Suitcase Debacle: Okay, so unpacking. I swear, I leave the house with a neatly organized suitcase, and it explodes into a vortex of chaos the second I hit the hotel room. Found my swimsuit in a bag I forgot I had. Crisis averted. Sort of.
- 4:00 PM - The First Swim: Immediately, I'm going in the hot tub. Okay, maybe a quick shower first if you want to look like you can actually show yourself in public. The first dip? Glorious. Zero regrets.
- 5:00 PM - Searching for food: I wanted to buy some local food but when I got out of the suite I got lost.
- 6:00 PM - Oia and the Sunset Crowd: Okay, so the sunset in Oia. Everyone told me. I arrived with the masses. I was pushed, shoved, and nearly trampled. The sunset was, admittedly, stunning. But was it worth the sheer human crush? Jury's still out.
- 8:00 PM - Dinner Disaster: I tried to eat at that fancy restaurant everyone raves about. No reservations, naturally. Ended up scarfing down a mediocre gyro from a kiosk while desperately trying not to spill tzatziki on my new white dress. This is my life. I swear.
- 9:00 PM - Hot Tub Partying: Back to the suite. Prosecco, hot tub, stars. This is what I came for. It’s the only thing saving me tonight.
Day 2: Exploring, Donkey Rides (and Maybe a Little Regret)
- 9:00 AM - Sleep-In Bliss (Finally): I needed this. Seriously.
- 10:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions: I tried making coffee and it almost set off the fire alarm. Made it myself and it was disgusting. Thank goodness for the mini-bar. Ordered room service. Much better.
- 11:00 AM - Exploring Fira: Wandering around Fira. The view of the caldera is breathtaking. I got lost several times (shocking, I know), but discovered a tiny, adorable bookstore. Spent way too much money on a book about Greek mythology. Worth it.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch with a View: Found a little taverna overlooking the sea. Ordered grilled octopus. It was… challenging. Let’s just say I'm not entirely sure I'm a fan. But hey, the view was great.
- 2:00 PM - Donkey Ride Shenanigans: Okay, this was a mistake. I ended up on a donkey, and for how long I thought it was a good idea. I got motion sickness. The donkey seemed as miserable as I was. Learned a valuable lesson: Don't trust anyone (or any animal) to get you up a steep hill.
- 4:00 PM - Red Beach Drama: The red sand is cool, but it was packed with people. Found a quiet spot.
- 6:00 PM - Pizza and Rant-Fest: I order pizza and was sitting and thinking about my donkey ride experience.
- 7:00 PM - More Hottub and Stars: I'm starting to think that I should live in this hot tub. I think I might just stay here.
Day 3: Boat Trip, Beach Bliss and Cliffside Regrets (or, My Emotional Rollercoaster)
- 9:00 AM - Sleep-In Recovery and Room Service: More sleep. More room service. Becoming a creature of habit. I like it.
- 11:00 AM- Boat Trip: Okay, this was the highlight. The boat trip! Swimming in the Aegean Sea. The white cliffs, the volcanic islands. Swimming. Fantastic. Best Day!
- 3:00 PM - Beach Time: I headed to the black sand beach. It's a different vibe. I had a book and I felt at peace.
- 5:00 PM - Cliffside Regret: I went for a walk along some cliffs. The views were insane. I suddenly had this overwhelming feeling and I started to cry. Maybe I've been a bit too busy and I just realized it. Needed a pep talk from myself.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at the Suite: I called some friends for dinner at the suite. I needed to make up for the cry. Dinner at suite and chatting with friends. Perfect.
- 9:00 PM - The Finale: Tonight: Prosecco, the hot tub, and I went to dance again. Perfect ending.
Day 4: Farewell Santorini (and a Promise to Return)
- 9:00 AM - Last Breakfast: Last breakfast in the suite. I felt so sad and didn't want to leave.
- 10:00 AM - Packing Panic (Round 2): Packing. Why is it so hard? It takes more time than anything, I feel it.
- 11:00 AM - A final hot tub dip: And a tear. Last bath. It was too much.
- 12:00 PM - Departure: Airport. I feel like I'm leaving a piece of my heart behind.
- 1:00 PM - Flight Home: Back to reality. I miss Santorini already.
Final Thoughts:
Santorini, you gorgeous, frustrating, and undeniably beautiful place. Thanks for the memories (and the sunburn). Christos Suite, I will be back. Don't you worry. Maybe I’ll even learn how to pack properly next time. Or not. Part of the fun, right?
P.S. Don’t be afraid to embrace the mess. Embrace the unexpected. And most importantly, embrace the hot tub. It’s the real star of the show.
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Okay, spill it. Is this Ocean View & Private Hot Tub thing *actually* worth the hype? (And my life savings?)
Alright, alright, settle down, drama queen. YES. Mostly. Look, I went in expecting Instagram perfection, you know? The perfectly posed couple, the glistening hot tub, the endless horizon... and some of it *was* like that. But the *real* magic? That's...well, it’s messier. Remember that time I accidentally spilled wine *everywhere* trying to take a pic for the 'gram? Yeah, that happened. And then the wind picked up and I spent half an hour chasing the inflatable flamingo around the balcony like a maniac. But even covered in Pinot Noir and with a deflated flamingo? Spectacular. The sunsets? Absolutely unreal. You can practically *taste* the romance... and maybe a little bit of sea salt from the wind. So, yes. Worth it. (Especially if you don't mind a little chaos, like me.) Just pack some extra stain remover. And maybe a therapist, because, wow, the views... they'll mess with you.
The Room Itself: Is it all style over substance? Or is it *actually* comfortable?
Okay, let's be real. You're picturing a minimalist white box, right? Lots of hard angles and not a single comfy cushion in sight. WRONG (mostly). The suite I stayed in (I won't name names, I can't give away all my secrets!) actually had a proper bed, fluffy pillows, and decent air conditioning. And, crucially, an actual usable bathroom! I've seen places where the shower is basically a glorified garden hose. Not this one. Thank. God. The furniture was stylish but surprisingly functional. I mean, I spent most of my time *outside* (see above re: views), but when I did retreat, it was actually...pleasant. It's not just for the photos, people. Though the photos? They're epic.
And THE Hot Tub? Does it live up to the fantasy? Is it, like, scalding hot?
The hot tub...ah, yes. This is where things get interesting. First, let me tell you, there is *nothing* quite like sinking into warm, bubbling water, looking out at the Aegean sea, and thinking "I am *living* my best life." Actually, there is: doing all of that *with* a cocktail in hand (highly recommended). The temperature was perfect – not scalding, but definitely hot enough to melt away all your stress. (Pro-tip: avoid hitting the jets fully if you’ve had one too many...trust me). It was honestly the best part of the experience. And, truth be told, I spent hours just staring out at the sea, feeling small, and slightly overwhelmed by the beauty of it all. It’s a very profound experience, but you will eventually have to pee and it's a long walk to the bathroom.
Breakfast Included? And if so, is it those sad croissants or something delish?
Okay, food. This is crucial, because hangry is a real mood killer. The place I was at included breakfast, and...it was good. REALLY good. Not just sad croissants. We're talking fresh fruit, local yogurt, amazing pastries (yes, croissants, but *good* ones), and of course, strong Greek coffee to wake you up. And let's not forget the view while eating breakfast! It was almost overwhelming. I kinda just stared at it for a really long time while sipping coffee. I'm not saying the breakfast made me a better person, BUT... I can't completely rule it out.
Privacy? Or are the neighbors peeking over the wall to judge your questionable swimsuit choices?
Privacy is KEY. Let's face it, we're all a little self-conscious, especially when we're trying to look our best on Instagram (or, you know, just enjoy a relaxing vacation). Luckily, most of these suites are designed with privacy in mind. The one I stayed in had a nice, high wall and strategically placed plants. I could sunbathe, hot tub, and even do my awkward interpretive dance routines (don't judge me!) without fear of prying eyes. However, I might have accidentally caught a glimpse of *another* couple's questionable swimsuit choices... karma is a bit of a *you know what*.
Location, Location, Location! Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere?
Location matters. You don't want to be miles from everything. The suite I booked was in Imerovigli, and it was a godsend! Close to Fira for all the shopping and restaurants, but far enough to feel secluded and serene. You can walk to the village and be in tavernas and shops in less than 5 minutes. You can then walk back and never see another person again and stare at the hot tub and the ocean. This is great if you want a holiday that is social, or want one to wallow in your own little world.
Hidden Costs? Anything I should watch out for? (Besides accidentally dropping my phone in the hot tub...)
Hidden costs? YES. Be prepared. I’m not saying there's always going to be some crazy extra charges, but keep your eyes peeled. The mini-bar is a trap! You'll be relaxing, you'll be thirsty, and BAM! suddenly, those tiny bottles of water and overpriced snacks are staring back at you. And drinks? The service charge for drinks by the pool can add up REALLY fast. Watch out! Don't start buying things unless you know what you are in for.
Okay, fine. But the biggest question: Is it *romantic*? Or is it more like awkward photo ops?
Romantic? Oh. My. God. Yes. *Absolutely* yes. Even when things went hilariously wrong (see: the flamingo incident). Imagine this: Sunset, the sky on fire, the sound of the waves, a glass of wine, and... well, you get the idea. It's almost too perfect. You feel it, you really do. It's a cliché, I know. But the world melts away, and you're left with the people you love (or, you know, just wanting to love yourself). And even if you're going solo, it’s romantic. Romantic in the sense of self-care and pure bliss. Just prepare yourself. You might become a little overly emotional. Or maybe my heart is just a puddle. Who knows?
Any advice to someone about to experience the trip?
